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More dice than God!

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San Antonio, Texas, United States

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1976-08-01

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This is a journal where I can enter my gaming information. Character sheets, histories, the whole nine yards. If you don't want to read about that then move on. If you do, well then congrats and welcome.

Gaming Conversations.
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Ted Viking(2nd in charge at IMF Headquarters, NPC): What the hell did you use?
Jack Rabbit(Donald's Character): A wookie, a bus, and a happy face. Don't ask.
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Becky: You're surrounded by the orc army, what do you do?
Me: Am I an orc?
Becky: You're surrounded by the orc army, what do you do? Just answer the question?
Me: Eh, screw it, I skull fuck the nearest one.
Me: Why, what did you do?
Becky: I told them to charge.
Me: Nice
Becky: You can find out alot about what sort of gamer a person is with that question.
Me: So, what am I?
Becky: You're the "I'm gonna die anyway, so I'm gonna take as many of you with me as I can" gamer
Me: I prefer to think of it as "it's only a matter of time before my dice screw me."
Becky: That too.
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GM Doug: That's it, both of you put True Love on your character sheet.
Becky: ok
Me: ummmm, do I put that under merit or flaw? It's supposed to be a merit but...
GM Doug: For you, kinda put it in the middle.
***
GM Aly: So, your shift is over, what do you do?
me: I go out for ale and whores.
GM Aly: o_O why?
me: I'm an officer in the Roman army, it's expected.
me: If I didn't then those under my command wouldn't respect me.
GM Aly: But your a girl, are you gay?
me: No, they have boy whores
GM Aly: Alright you get your ale and whores, it's time to go back so you can sleep for your next shift, what do you do?
me: So, I'm staggering through the alley at 3 in the morning singing the time-period appropriate Roman equivalent of "Louie, Louie"
GM Aly: O_O
me: ummm, then my character passes out on her bed still fully clothed.
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GM Becky: You're gonna love it, after you recover from the initial shock.
Me: Like, smiling and laughing love it or humping your leg love it?
Jon: Is there a difference?
GM Becky: Both.
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"This isn't really a rank challenge, I'm being sent do die....But, it's not gonna work. I don't plan on dying here. I'm gonna die while attempting to beat someone to death with the handle of my broken knife, long after running out of bullets. I'm gonna die in a hail of gunfire that can only be described as a forensics nightmare prompting theories of a 42nd gunman."
Maria Yakavetta (Me), Becky's Garou Game.

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11: changeling, d&d, gaming, gurps, hackmaster, imf rpg, marvel, palladium, rpg's, werewolf, white wolf

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